The Apprentice - My Reality Tv!

It's soo obvious that so called reality television is nothing more that a group of controversial socialites cast to show up and show out for the cameras - exposing themselves for 15 minutes of fame hoping to get their own spin-off show.

I Thought I would have a little fun and create my own cast members for various shows (Chicago Edition) that I would either run home to watch ever week with my bowl of popcorn with a generous amount of heart attach butter or either set the DVR. So for the next four weeks on Monday I will be giving you a new reality show with my cast members - this should make for exciting reality tv!

FIRST UP!

The Apprentice
Starring: The Bucket Drummer (87th Dan Ryan), The 63rd St. Hooker Sisters (day shift/night shift), The One Leg Beggar Lady on 22nd State Street and The Fruit bag man on 99th Halsted.

I would love to see these street savvy entrepreneurs battle the following reality television stars: Judy (BGC Season 7), Kimbella (Love and Hip Hip Season 2), Tammi Roman (Basketball Wives), Sheree (RHOA) and Tiffany Pollard (New York).  Talking about a reality show with the highest network ratings ever!

Tasks:

1. See which team can batter and sell the most chicken @ Harold's Chicken Shack
2. Collect the most weed bags from 79th Ashland to Stony Island
3. Clear the sand of the most liquor bottles @ the Lakefront
4. See which team member could outlast the other in the line outside the Aid Office when they first open
5. Which team can clean the most chitterlings
6. See which team could come up with the most electronics playing snatch and run on the Red Line Train

Ok, ok...I QUIT!  

Can't wait for next week...who and what show will it be?????